kenfucky:

i must take flight

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Dark sides are important. They should be nurtured like nasty black orchids.

— Gillian Flynn (via rabbitinthemoon)

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senorpacman:

coppercarameldoodles:

This just in,breaking news,local screaming mexican to play Chuck E. Cheese’s simulator.More at 4:00 pm pst!

plEASE


pornstarch:

i thought no sweater could be deemed as “too big” until today :(


high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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rhydonmyhardon:

developing feelings for a person virtually out of nowhere like

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4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

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fem-punk:

fem-punk:

So I found some new mascara today… 

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miss manga mascara… Gives you a ‘Manga effect’

let’s see how this works…

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little weird… so far so good…. hmm.. let me get the other one.. 

alright let’s take a look… 

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holy shit. it worked. 

I spent 7 dollars on this fucking mascara for 48 notes.

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natnovna:

hoodiezippo:

natnovna:

when ppl say “money isn’t everything” like stop lying right to my face please 

remember folks, the motto is PMW

puppies… money…. and water… so true.. stay hydrated  

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